Girls Pulling Hair As Important As Burglary

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Girls Pulling Hair As Important As Burglary The beat police officer who used his internet blog to lift the lid on the endless paperwork and political correctness of modern policing revealed his identity last night to announce he is quitting Britain.

"We get exactly the same points for cautioning a girl for pulling another girl's hair as we would for a domestic burglary," Mr Davidson said. "In terms of statistics they're exactly the same."

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